Come smash for cash and help me
purge some of life's biggest irritants

Do delayed trains get on your nerves, does an 'unexplained item in the bagging area' induce a nervous tic? Maybe you have always wanted to smash up a caravan, or axe reality tv? This Season of Mischief i'm backing flavour not fads, talent not temporary and killer over fillers. Its time for a PURGE...

Terms & Conditions

Hobgoblin's Smash for Cash 2017 Terms & Conditions

  1. This promotion is open to residents of the United Kingdom (but excluding residents of Northern Ireland) aged 18 or over except employees of the Promoter, their immediate families, its agents and anyone professionally involved with the promotion.
  2. There is one headline prize available of £5,000. There are also 3330 instant win prizes available consisting at least 20 per day of the promotion.
  3. To enter the prize draw, go online to http://www.wychwood.co.uk/smashforcash/ and complete the online entry form (entrants will be required to sign-up for a Wychwood website account or log-in to existing accounts to be able to enter online).
  4. Only one entry per person, per email address and per postal address per day. No bulk or third party entries accepted. Any entrant will need to wait for kill shot before confirmation of any prize winning will be given. The notification popup shows if you have won or not, regardless of what the animation shows. Winners will receive an email confirming their prize.
  5. Entrants can potentially win one prize per day on the instant win prize allocation but only one entry per person will be permitted for the headline prize draw for the duration of the entire competition.
  6. Instant win prize winners are generated at random time-posts throughout each day, on every day that the promotion is live. The first entry received after each of these randomly generated time posts will win a prize. All winners of the instant win prizes will be notified at the point of entry and also sent a confirmation email or text reply detailing their prize. Prizes are generated at random until the prize allocation for that day has been spent. In the event that not all instant win prizes are allocated, the prize fund will roll over into the next promotional day.
  7. The leaderboad prize winner will be selected from the top position on the leaderboard each week. This prize can only be won once per user and will go to the next highest position should the winner have already won a leaderboard prize.
  8. The headline prize winner will be selected at random from all entrants by an independent party and awarded in accordance with the laws of chance. The headline prize winner will be notified within 14 days of the closing date 31st January 2018. The headline prize will be provided as a cheque for £5,000 within 21 days of the promotion closing date. All daily prizes will normally be dispatched within 28 days of notification.
  9. If any prize winner does not contact and supply the promoter with accurate details of their postal address within 28 days of being notified of winning a prize, the Promoter reserves the right to withdraw their winning entry.
  10. The promotion commences at 15.00 on 6th October 2017 and closes at 24.00 hours on 31st January 2018. Entries received after this time cannot win and may still incur entry costs.
  11. The Promoter accepts no responsibility for any web entries that are lost or delayed or which are unable to be sent due to IT issues or for any other reason beyond the Promoter's control.
  12. All prizes are non-transferable and non-refundable.
  13. Every valid entry that does not win a daily prize will receive a Hobgoblin merchandise discount voucher code for 10% off any full priced item in our online store. These can be redeemed from the official Hobgoblin online shop www.wychwood.co.uk/shop only Terms and conditions of the Wychwood Brewery Shop apply. This offer cannot be used in conjunction with any other shop offers.
  14. For the purpose of calculating an accurate Date of Birth from any entries the standard UK format shall be employed.
  15. Entrants may be given the opportunity to download a Hobgoblin Halloween screensaver. Wychwood Brewery and its partners accept no responsibility or liability for any damages or technical complications that any digital materials supplied as prizes of this promotion including but not limited to screensavers or our instructions to use them may inadvertently cause. Using these files is entirely at the users own risk.
  16. No alternative prizes are available, except that in the event of circumstances outside of the Promoters control, in this instance the Promoter reserves the right to substitute similar alternatives of equal or greater value. Unless otherwise agreed in writing by the Promoter, the prize will only be available to the winners in person.
  17. The winners names and counties can be obtained by sending a SAE to Hobgoblin Smash the Cash 2017 at the Promoters address set out below. No other correspondence will be entered into concerning the result and the Promoters decision is final.
  18. All winners may be required to participate in related publicity without further recompense.
  19. The Promoter reserves the right to withdraw or amend without notice this promotion in the event of any unforeseen circumstances outside their reasonable control. The Promoter's decision is final in all matters relating to the promotion and no correspondence will be entered into.
  20. This is an online Competition only and internet access is required.
  21. No bulk or third party entries accepted.
  22. The Promoter reserves the right at its sole discretion to eliminate, disqualify and ban any entries or entrants that it regards as being in breach of these conditions or the spirit of the promotion or any other reason.
  23. It is not the intention of this promotion in any way to encourage people to consume excessive amounts of alcohol. For the facts please visit drinkaware.co.uk for more information.
  24. The Promoter reserves the right to terminate or temporarily suspend without notice this promotion in the event of technical or other difficulties that might compromise its integrity.
  25. The Promoter accepts no responsibility for inability to access the Website. The Promoter cannot guarantee that all of the systems involved with the Competition will be error free and/or work on all computers, mobile phones and/or browser systems.
  26. These terms and conditions are governed by English law and subject to the non-exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of England and Wales.
  27. The Promoter is Marston's PLC (through its trading division Marston's Beer Company) with its registered office at Marston's House, Brewery Road, Wolverhampton, WV1 4JT.

How to Play

1. First choose your target victim, the thing that really angers you. Simply click the arrows till you get the object you want to purge, and then click on the text below "Choose your victim".

2. Next choose your weapon; just click on one of the 4 deadly weapons. What would be the best tool for the job? Then click on "use weapon"

3. Now you're all set to smash away, let fly until your arm drops off or you decide to click the final death blow! Don't click too quick though as there is a weekly prize for topping the leaderboard!

4. Once you have vented your anger you can deliver your 'Death Blow' and purge your subject....only then will you find out if you are an instant winner or born loser.

Leaderboard

Screensaver

Choose your victim!

Choose your weapon!